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People who expect me to mind-read, like the woman who came in and asked for "tapestries that are family French" for her friend, when family what she really wanted was "cross-stitch kits" that are "pale in colour." I only figured that out after tearing my hair out and showing her every French canvas we have in the shop. People who don't know what the hell they're doing, like the woman who bought family a Zhivago pattern book and bunch of wool on the weekend but can't get any of the patterns to work, despite the fact that "they're very simple" and "she's a really good knitter," yet somehow after a few rows she's always missing stitches. So obviously Zhivago is some kind of magic wool where perfectly knit stitches just DISAPPEAR.And then there were the usual assortment of idiots asking for things we obviously don't sell - velcro, a pin for a pocket watch, quilling supplies - and country mice visiting the big city who freak out when they see our prices.
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